You're Lost!
Table of Contents
- 1. Wow!
- 2. Visual Eye-Candy
- 3. TODO Wow, Look
- 4. TODO Extremely Important Heading  urgent work
- 5. Line Breaks
- 6. Tables
- 7. Other things
- 8. Ordered Lists
- 9. Checkboxes
- 10. Links and Inline Markup
- 11. Description List
- 12. Some Footnotes
- 13. More Blocks
- 14. Overflow Tests
- 15. Timestamps
- 16. Conclusion
Figure 1: Nice! You found my 404 Page!
1. Wow!
Is this an easter egg? No, it is not. You're lost, you're on the 404 page, this is obviously either your fault or the fault of whoever sent you this link. However, you can go back to my real website using the header above, and you can even finish reading this content.
1.1. What Is This Content?
You know what? I'm actually going to use this page to test if all my CSS on my page is actually working. Yeah. That's right. This webpage is actually going to make it to production, yet it's literally going to be used as a CSS stylesheet test page as well. Why? I guess I'm quirky.
1.1.1. Let's do even more nested headers
Because why not? I don't have anything against them.
1.1.1.1. Aren't Fourth Level Nested Headers Bad Design?
Yes, probably, but you know what, we're just going to run with it.
2. Visual Eye-Candy
Do you want to see some cool code blocks, and other such visual elements? Well you've discovered just the webpage!
import math
print("hello, world!")
print("Yeah, we're going to write an amazing 404 page/504 page")
print("Okay yeah well you know")
x = 5
if x == 5:
print("wow code is executing")
else:
print("I have a fourth grade education")
print(math.pi)
hello, world! Yeah, we're going to write an amazing 404 page/504 page Okay yeah well you know wow code is executing 3.141592653589793
You know I can also use multiple languages:
{
my_attrset = {
deeply_nested_attrset = {
this_is_too_nested = {
wow_this_is_nested = {
some_string = "asdf";
some_int = 4;
some_lambda = x: y: x + y;
some_nested_also = {
very_nested = {
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa = {
hello = "hello";
};
};
};
};
};
};
};
}
Or would you like to have a mix of very long and quite short latex blocks? I can do inline latex too: .
Also you know what? I have some other display: block elements as well:
If I had to eat cheese, I would not be me. – Preston Pan
You know what, I could have lorum ipsum'd all of this, but instead I have written entertaining content that is almost as meaningless, you're welcome.
lol, you really think this example means anything? Well, luckily for you, it does not.
These are really all important specialised visual elements that I use in order to style my website. Though there are also some other notable org-mode related ones:
3. TODO Wow, Look
It's a todo tag, and I can also create some other ones like this
3.1. DONE This One is Done
Okay yeah I mean title.
3.2. More Pill Styles  tagged
This one is tagged.
3.3. More Tags  thisisaverylongunbrokenstringtotestoverflowbehaviorandseewhetherthelayoutexplodesonsmallscreens
Okay, this is reading less like a quirky 404 page now and more like i'm just testing random elements. If you've made it this far, I'm genuinely surprised. You can see how I'm trying to break my website in real time.
Hopefully this smoke test will have caught something in its lifetime, or else I wasted a couple hours of my life for nothing. Are you lost, or am I lost?
Anyways. I really like inline footnotes. 1
4. TODO Extremely Important Heading  urgent work
DEADLINE: CLOSED:
5. Line Breaks
This line ends here.
This should appear on the next line.
6. Tables
In org mode, you can even write tables:
| Album | Author | Good | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Animals | TTNG | Y | A really great quintessential album and deeply influential in math rock. |
| Ultra Ego | Feed Me Jack | Y | A jazzy album that is also sort of indie rock, with a bit of math. Incredible artistic vision. |
| Somewhere City | Origami Angel | Y | A feel good album that does emo rock in its essence and actually does it in an innovative way. |
| Technicolor | Covet | Y | Mathy guitar with Yvette Young, a great guitarist and with amazing feel good vibes (you'd think it wouldn't be possible with mostly instrumental but it is) |
These are all great albums. See? If you've discovered something here, you haven't wasted your time!
7. Other things
- I can add list elements like this.
- This seems to be a great way to test my website.
- I am making sure to test things.
8. Ordered Lists
- It should be an ordered list.
- I should be able to parse this.
- I am really sure that this is nonsense.
9. Checkboxes
[ ]Check number one[ ]Check number two (nested)
[X]Check number three
10. Links and Inline Markup
Here is an external link, a relative link, bold, italic, underline, strike, verbatim, and code.
11. Description List
- Org
- Powerful plaintext editing
- CSS
- The worst possible system anyone could have designed
- Nix
- An amazing language that everyone thinks is bad2
12. Some Footnotes
Here is a sentence with a footnote.3
13. More Blocks
Here is my very great poem:
The margins drift
The padding lies
The mobile breakpoint
Devours my eyes
We all love CSS
It's clearly so blessed
We must all kneel
at its behest
Now you wish that you read this! Also I can do magic tricks, like centering text!
Centered text test. I don't even use this in my website, though.
14. Overflow Tests
Source blocks!
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Examples!
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Quotations!
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Verses!
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There's more where that came from! this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens,
this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens.
| Name | Notes |
|---|---|
| A | This is a very long table cell intended to test wrapping behavior on narrow screens and ensure the table does not become visually cursed |
| B | Short |
| Name A | Name B | Name C | Name D | Name E | Name F | Name G | Name H | Name I | Name J | Name K | Name L | Name M |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| lol this is text | hello world my name is preston pan, and this is a long message | holy shit this table is extremely long | Please stop this is cursed | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | what | is | going | on | with | my | website | Please |
15. Timestamps
- Active:
- Inactive:
- Range:
- Diary-style:
16. Conclusion
I've tested literally every single possible element on my website that I could think of. What a load of eye candy and random useless information! Anyways, if you like what you're looking at, you should probably see my main website.